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EP Release: Synthetic Textures
Like Two Pianos, Synthetic Textures is an EP I’ve been sitting on for a while. The songs where pretty much completed sometime late last year but, in keeping with my rough and tumble bohemian way of life (read: incredible laziness), it has sat unloved for the past few months.
UNTIL NOW!!! *Epic Drum Roll*
Tracklisting
1. The Tortoise & The Hare
2. The Bees
3. Workshop
Synthetic Textures has perhaps the most self-explanatory title of any of my releases. I put it together mostly during my “Gee-willy-winkers! Gosh darnit analog synths are cool!” phase.
I was also listening to a lot of Squarepusher – take from that what you will. I have no idea what you would call this kind of music. Any electronica fans care to offer any suggestions?
You can download and listen to it here
ALSO: Linkara fans may recognise a certain sample in The Bees. All other samples were filched from The Internet Movie Archive.
EP Release: Two Pianos
Well it’s that time of the…uh…unspecified larger period of time…where I release another E.P.
To the adulation of literally tens of people.
Yeah…
Two Pianos all started with the opening composition, Polar Bear, which I put together as a Christmas present for my mother about a year ago because making Christmas gifts is a lot more fun than buying them…also cheaper.
Also love and stuff.
I decided that the track had to be kinda special so I set about learning classical structures through the power of the INTERNET eventually amalgamating everything I learned into a musical structure I call bastard-sonata-form because it’s based around the sonata form only its dirty and simple and inelegant and a serious classical musician would probably laugh himself to death if he heard it. None the less it works as a basic outline for a little peasant like myself and since then it’s really helped me when it comes to composing instrumentals.
Using this structure I composed, along with Polar Bear, two other songs – mainly as an experiment to see A) What I could achieve with this structure and B) What I could achieve if I stuck to a limit set of instruments. The results were…interesting. I don’t know if this is the best stuff I’ve ever produced but it’s certainly the most melodically complex and varied.
Then I put it a folder in my computer and totally forgot about it.
Yeah…that tends to happen a lot with me.
So about a week ago I rediscovered it, flinched at the terrible production values, and set about tweaking the mix, adding some strings and other instrumentation to bolster the piano and just giving it a got scrub up. And now it’s here! On my page looking at your face! ETC
A brief while ago a good friend mine, Rhian, asked me to come down a play a few tunes as part of her upcoming birthday celebrations.
Ever being the one for bold promises I decided to up the ante – I would perform a cover of Nick Cave’s Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow a song of which both Rhian and I are colossal fans.
The resulting preparation required me to pretty much record my own version of the song which is today’s release.

The Blue House Doesn't Like The Red House. 'Look at him,' he says, 'hogging all the snow. Uppity bastard.'
Tracklisting
1. 15 feet Of Pure White Snow
2. Fort Alan
Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow was probably the hardest song I’ve had to record in a while. The only tab I could find online was vague and not really fit for my purposes so I had to work a lot of it out myself. On top of which the stress of tinkering with what is, to me, a classic song was a little much at times. If I screw up a vocal line on my own song it’s no biggy but if I do the same on with a Nick Cave song I’m shitting on his grave…and he isn’t even dead. So In fact I’m shitting on his head, like right before he goes to the studio or something…which is even worse I guess. The only way I could get around that really was to go off on a complete tangent and do my own thing with – the result is this mumbley-mellotron-heavy-kind-of-trying-to-be-like-Joy-Division-esque kinda cover.
Overall I’m quite satisfied with it. It’s not perfect but then again Nick Cave already did the perfect version so trying to do that again would be pretty redundant.
So yeah…enjoy.
Coupled with Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow is also one of my own ditties, Fort Alan, which I put together on the side in so I had something to take my mind off the cover. It’s got a similar vibe – mellotron heavy, murky, echoic, etc. I had a lot of fun writing it. I literally haven’t written a song as simple and straight forward as this one since I was seventeen.
ALSO: Last.fm, for reasons which are quite sensible, has ceased streaming of full tracks. As such you will have to download the track in order to hear the whole thing. Because of this I will be looking into alternative streaming options for the songs. Perhaps Spotify or something.
In the mean time don’t worry – the download button won’t bite.
EP Release: Automatons
Look out! Here comes another EP…

A nuclear family with a nuclear daddy about to hug his nuclear kids with his nuclear arms...nuclear.
Track-listing
- Automatic People
- Automation 1
- Automation 2
- Automation 3
This one, as you may have guessed, is called Automatons. The opening track, Automatic People, is the first to feature vocals from me. Notice how I didn’t use the word ‘singing’? Let’s just say if you like droney-post-punk-kinda songs with dark synths in the place of guitars then this should appeal to your tastes.
The other three songs (Automations 1 through 3) are the culmination of various experiments I’ve been doing in randomly generated melodies and beats. The results are primarily ambient in nature and continue the pathetic grovelling Eno worship which is slowly becoming my trademark.
You can listen to and download the whole EP for free here.
That’s all for now…BUT BEWARE!!! For at any moment I could strike again. So keep your ears to the ground…remain vigilant…
EP Release: Tourism
Hello Internet. Long time no see. How’s the wife? Oh yes, now I remember. You’re an ambiguously gendered hive mind–super structure constructed of millions of people acting independently: you are your wife.
I have some more free music for your delectation. It’s an EP called Tourism.
It consists of two very different songs that are both rather long. One is called Cuba and it’s my attempt to mix Jazz and Electronica together in a cohesive way. I’ve tried this kind of thing before but this is the first time I think it’s really worked out the way I wanted it to – so I’m super special happy with it. It clocks in at a meaty ten minutes so be sure to pack a bag – you’re going on a journey.
The second song is no short hall either. It’s called Three Islands and clocks in at around eight minutes. It’s my most overtly Eno worshipping piece to date with slowly evolving atmospherics and undulating textures taking the place of conventional song structure – beat junkies need not apply but If you’re a soundscape fetishist like myself you should get a kick out of it.
ALSO: Be prepared – Latin percussion may occur.


